Tuesday, December 11, 2007

On Water

Dear My New Fellow Countrymen,

I love you dearly but there's something very important we must talk about.

This is the 21st century, and in the last 100 years or so we've accomplished great things as a species: we can fly, and trips that used to take months now take hours. We walked on the moon. We invented the Internet.

And more importantly, we created a device that allows both hot and cold water to come from the same faucet in a real mixture to prevent your hands from either burning or freezing.

Take note, friends. This truly is the way of the future!

2 comments:

Roger said...

uh, do you use water that is as blue as the picture depicts? I'd be scared.

Jason said...

They tell me it's good for me, and I don't question the government here...